A silly interview!
I'm Laura Pelick and I've been drawing for as long as I could hold something that made marks. I don't like writing about myself, so I asked a friend of mine to while we were talking.
Me: *Glowers at her bio part*
Ky: that's quite the bio
Want me to write one up for you?
Me: um.
sure..
this is for my portfolio site..
Ky: oh...
you sure you want me to write it?
It will be entirely insane, you realise
Me: You should.. I may or may not post it.
Ky: How in depth does this bio have to be?
Me: right now.. it says that I like trees.
Ky: Should I mention that you weren't born, but rather created at a Door's concert when two drum sticks banged together?
Me: that's a bit too detailed..
wait..
what?
Ky: two drum sticks banged together, then a hole ripped open in space, and all the evils of the world came pouring forth but none so destructive as the force known as Laura. A distinctive blend of apathy and hatred governed by pain.
Me: I may post this.. in size -3 font..
Ky: So what you are saying is, you don't want the full story of your life told?
Me: It's actually kind of weirding ME out.
Me: I dont think i want to know what really happened.
Ky: Not even the bit where through the power of your mind, you single handedly stopped time from collapsing?
Me: actually... that part I'd keep.
Ky: but you dont like me telling people that you are a universal evil which escaped at a Door's concert?
Me: Well, I'm not exactly known for my 'evil' side. I'd like to keep that on the hush hush.
More unexpected when I try to take over the world.
Ky: It's ok, you were only born evil
Ky: but due to all the evils of the universe being unleashed at once, rules changed
Me: my evilness desolved over the years?
Ky: things like hugging were once considered evil
The concept of good/evil is based on a majority vote.
Snakes were once happy, and bunnies were for a time considered as evil as things get, but, once the majority vote passed, things got changed.
Spiders were the international symbol for lovin'.
Me: I think unicorns are still evil, though.
Ky: Unicron!?!
Me: No.. unicorns.
Ky: oh...
cuz Unicron was pretty evil
well, no... just hungry
Me: getting off track here..
Ky: what track are we on?
Me: the bit about my bio.
I was born... I went to school...
Ky: Oh, right school. Well, you were 8 years old in our dimension when you first got attacked by ninjas. During a geography quiz. (Which you subsequently had to re-write due to shuriken related mishap.)
However, after feeding on their souls and triceps, the test was a breeze. The attacks became less frequent, as it takes time to grow new ninjas (8 weeks if fertilized and planted in ideal conditions), and the forces at work were trying to stockpile them. However, they were mere ants to you due to your skin which is impervious to all things including light. Which is why you are often confused with a black hole not unlike the one which spawned you. Otherwise school was uneventful. Your picture never made the year book, due to aforementioned skin. Shortly after graduation you decided to set some space aside for time travel and became both instigator and victor of several wars throughout history. The most notable of which was the war of 1812, in which you burned down washington white house, included. After you grew tired of manipulating time, you moved on to space and are the real cause behind continental shift not some magic plates beneath the ground.
Your recent hobbies have included earth quakes and the occasional volcanic eruption. However you are still perfecting the process after several losses, including Atlantis -- which didn't actually sink into the ocean but rather got shot into the sun.
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